boy: why in the hell did you cheat on me? I thought you loved me, you told me I was meant the world.
girl: EXCUSE ME!!
boy: can you not fucken read. YOUR CHEATING ON ME, WHAT DO YOU NOT GET FROM THAT?
girl: OH and I wonder why. You sleep with 3 girls in two nights. you think I’m gonna let that go… FUCK NO.
boy: You don’t want to go to party’s with and get drunk.
girl: that’s because im protecting myself from getting fucked. do you wanna see a magic trick??
boy: sure :)
girl: POOF, your single!!